She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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