She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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