I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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