Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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