I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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