I was born with a shot glass in my hand
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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