The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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