we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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