A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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