i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She fuckin peed on me
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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