I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.