OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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