yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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