Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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