Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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