You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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