we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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