..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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