Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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