Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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