We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I did not marry a roomba.
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