I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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