Do vagina's smell?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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