I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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