90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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