4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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