I bet he comes in French.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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