Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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