It's Friday. Sex?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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