If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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