Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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