school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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