you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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