If you die in college, do you die in real life?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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