I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
In America we eat man semen.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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