it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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