I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
