I'm lost and stupid without you.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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