You made me cry and you don't even care
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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