Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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