The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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