return my video game
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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