Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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