Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
zippers are such a cool invention
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.