apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The struggles of a small town man whore
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.