You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.