am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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