it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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