ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
