And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
