Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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