Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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