Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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