Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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