I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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