Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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