Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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