She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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