Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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